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I'm Never Too Busy For Tea Mug
£9.95
This funny mug is perfect for tea-lovers. The classy and elegant black and white design reads 'I'm Never Too Busy For Tea' - because who is?See our other listings for...
Ladylike Motherfucker Mug
£9.95
This outrageously rude mug is fucking sweartastic. A great gift for all the ladylike motherfuckers out there. As featured on Buzzfeed (and copied by unscrupulous bastards). Your mug will be wrapped...
Libra Zodiac Pulse Point Oil
£9.95
Peppermint and eucalyptus essential oil blend gives Libra perfect balance.A sleek pocket-sized rollerball oil bottle for your favourite Libra. Part of our Zodiac range of pulse point oils and natural...
Flow Incense Jar of Incense Cones - plant based, vegan
£7.95
Give yourself some 'me' time at PMT time, with our plant-based Flow incense cones. Each jar contains 12 ylang ylang, nutmeg and patchouli scented incense cones, to calm your spirit...
100% Natural Vegan Bath Oil
£8.00 £14.95
Indulge yourself with an uplifting or soothing soak thanks to our all-natural luxury vegan bath oils.Our 100% natural bath oils are supplied in fully recyclable glass bottles with cork stoppers,...
You Are My Favourite. If We Don't Count Dogs Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary or Valentine's Card. Hand-pressed with neon pink foil. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£1.00 £2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Happy Birthday To You Birthday Card
£2.95
A stylish birthday card for a stylish lady. Perfect as a birthday card for your mum, sister, friend or daughter. This elegant birthday card has a soft grey-pink background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete...
Intimacy Over Time Card
£2.95
This Valentine's or anniversary card lays out the various stages of intimacy, from that feeling of butterflies in your tummy to taking a leak while your partner is in the bath. Who said...
Pen Den Pen Pot
£11.95
Our Pen Den desk tidy/pen pot features a cute tent design, with a geo raindrop background, to lift your spirits when you're stuck at your desk vut you'd rather be...
Favourite Taxi Driver Father's Day Card
£2.95
The words our poor old dads hear the most are not 'Happy Father's Day', but 'lend us a tenner' and 'can I have a lift?'Meanwhile, the phrases most uttered by...
There's Too Much Tea In My Gin Mug
£9.95
This funny mug is ideal for those of us who would rather be drinking gin than tea (all of us, basically). This is the original There's Too Much Tea In My...
Love You Mum Mug
£9.95
Mums are great - say thanks with this mug - a perfect Mother's Day gift or birthday present for mum. Our stylish mug says Love You Mum Thanks for, like,...
Scorpio Zodiac Pulse Point Oil
£9.95
Patchouli, orange and ylang ylang essential oil blend for fiery Scorpio.A sleek pocket-sized rollerball oil bottle for your favourite Scorpio. Part of our Zodiac range of pulse point oils and...
Sagittarius Star Sign Zodiac Bar - Natural and Vegan Horoscope Soap
£6.95
Capture the spirit of Sagittarius with this exquisite vegan lemongrass soap. This luxurious and natural soap is sure to provide an elevated bathing experience, and makes an ideal present for...
Cancer Star Sign Zodiac Bar - Natural and Vegan Horoscope Soap
£6.95
Treat their senses with our luxurious Cancer Star Sign Zodiac Bar. This natural and vegan horoscope soap with all natural ingredients that are both gentle on the skin and environment. The comforting rose geranium scent...
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...
Sharing Our Lives And Each Other's Bathwater Card
£2.95
Some people just don't get it - but those who know, know. A valentines card or anniversary card for the only person in the world whose dirty filthwater you're prepared...
Life Goals Birthday Card
£2.95
Ok, so you may not have a mansion and a private jet, but your house does stink of cats, and that's kind of an achievement, right? Card and envelope will...
Let's Party Birthday Card
£2.95
A birthday card that celebrates everyone's favourite bizarre party food - cheese and pineapple on sticks. Printed on 122mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel....
Make The Yuletide Gay Christmas Card
£2.95
This cute Christmas card features a rainbow coloured bauble and the wording Make The Yuletide Gay. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Watermelon Birthday Card
£2.95
Birthday card + watermelons = AWESOME. A colourful birthday card for a friend who's that one in a melon (ahem). Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design...
Dad Facts Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for Dad that is packed with fun facts about fathers. Also great for a new dad, this card provides scientific* evidence of what lies ahead. From catching...
Stepmum Thanks For Making Dad Happy Plant Pot
£9.95
Stepmums do a pretty tough job - not least having to put up with your dad's terrible jokes and grumpiness (it's ok, that's just what dads do). Made from...
Shhhhhh, I'm Hibernating Eye Mask
£9.95
A funny eye mask to help you sleep - though probably not right through winter. This cute gold foiled eye mask makes a great gift for your friend, mum or...
Before Facebook Birthday Card
£2.95
Remember what it was like before Facebook? You needed to actually remember IN YOUR BRAIN when your friends' birthdays were. These days, you just post an emoji on their wall....
Calm Hinoki Mint Scentsual Incense
£5.95
– Sold OutA fresh and uplifting plant-based fragrance with a green woody scent. The top note fragrance is Hinoki, otherwise known as Japanese Cypress, and the mint has been added to balance and enhance...
Vietnamese Fresh Bath Noodles - Peppermint natural and vegan body wash
£9.95
100% natural, vegan bath noodles in plastic-free biodegradable packaging.Turn your bath into a giant bowl of ramen with our bath noodles!Vietnamese Fresh has fresh peppermint oil and real poppy seeds...
Bates Motel Psycho Guest Soap
£6.95
A bar of Bates Motel Guest Soap (as imagined by Paper Plane - this is 100% unofficial!). The black 60s-inspired packaging is packed with references to the classic Hitchcock thriller,...
Sagittarius Zodiac Pulse Point Oil
£9.95
Zingy bergamot and black pepper essential oil blend for playful Sagittarius.A sleek pocket-sized rollerball oil bottle for your favourite Sagittarius. Part of our Zodiac range of pulse point oils and...
Cancer Zodiac Pulse Point Oil
£9.95
Rose geranium essential oil blend for home-loving Cancer.A sleek pocket-sized rollerball oil bottle for your favourite Cancerian. Part of our Zodiac range of pulse point oils and natural vegan soap...
Happy New Home Card
£2.95
Wish your friends a Happy New Home with this funny housewarming card. A new home means lots of exciting things - the main one being endless trips to Ikea! This...
I Got You A Present But I Ate It Dog Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says Happy Birthday! I Got You A Present But I Ate It, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making...
Mother's Day Dog Card
£2.95
A funny Mother's Day card from the dog, for dogs or humans.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name)...
I Done A Wee Under The Tree Dog Christmas Card
£2.95
A funny Christmas card from the dog, for dogs or humans.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to...
Shatter-proof Enamel Pin Badge
£3.00 £6.95
A fun hard enamel pin badge depicting a classic old-school ruler with the slogan Shatter-proof.A really cute gift for any stationery nerd or pin collector who wants the world to...
Happy Getting Hitched Day Wedding Card
£2.95
A stylish card for the stylish couple on their big day. Our Happy Getting Hitched Day wedding card has a soft grey background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part...
Happy Birthday You Total Legend Card
£2.95
A legendary card for a legendary human. A great birthday card for your friend, boyfriend, husband, dad or brother. This cool birthday card has a burgundy background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete...
Personalised Initial Confetti Sprinkle Mug
£9.95
An on-trend monogrammed mug featuring your choice of letter, for the personalised touch. Available either as white with black initial and sprinkles, or black with white initial and sprinkles. Your...
Merry Cactus Christmas Card
£2.95
Christmas trees are so 2016. What you want is a Christmas cactus. Ok, so you might slice your finger open when you're hanging up your baubles and it's probably not...
Flamingo Birthday Card
£2.95
Wish your friends a fabulous birthday with this flamingo birthday card! Have a friend or relative that can't get enough of flamingos? This is the perfect birthday card for them! Paired...
Be Yourself Flamingo Print
£8.95
Have you ever seen a flamingo trying to pass itself off as a sparrow? No, because flamingos are totally cool about being flamingos.And who can blame them? Flamingos are awesome....
I Need You Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary card for anyone who struggles when it comes to series link, AV and HDMI.This quirky anniversary card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Card and envelope will be...
Hope It's Not Haunted New Home Card
£2.95
There are lots of little problems to deal with when moving into a new home - solicitors' fees, removing grotty old wallpaper, the hellish wails of the undead. Make it...
Welcome To The World, Little Wonder New Baby Card
£1.00 £2.95
A new baby card to celebrate the newest addition to your already overcrowded Instagram feed.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive...
Next Mother's Day You'll Be A Grandma Card
£2.95
Here's a great way to break the news of your impending bundle of joy, by giving your mum the best Mother's Day present ever.If this is your mum's last Mother's...