Birthday Cards
50th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.95
Who says life is over by the time you hit 50? These silver foxes certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 50th...
60th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.95
Who says life is over by the time you hit 60? These young-at-heart 60-year-olds certainly never let age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 60th birthday card...
70th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.95
Who says life is over by the time you hit 70? These spritely septuagenarians certainly never let their age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 70th...
80th Birthday Card - At Your Age
£2.95
Who says life is over by the time you hit 80? These amazing octogenarians certainly never let their age slow them down.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This funny 80th...
You're My Hero Card
£2.95
Acts of heroism don't come much grander than rescuing someone from a terrifying eight-legged beast. Say thanks to your hero with this quirky card.Perfect as a Father's Day card, birthday...
You Were Born Birthday Card
£2.95
Yep, we'd say your birthday is right up with with the other major landmarks in the history of the universe: Big Bang, dinosaurs, invention of Netflix... Card and envelope will be...
30th Birthday Pre-drinks card
£2.95
Turning 30 might seem scary when you're in your late twenties, but it is just the best decade we've experienced (so far). Spread that message with this pretty gold foiled...
40th Birthday Dress Rehearsal card
£2.95
A unisex 40th birthday card with a gold foiled finish for a touch of bling. A great card for any friend, colleague or partner who is hitting the big four-oh....
50 and Still Totalling Rocking It card
£2.95
A stylish 50th birthday card for a stylish friend. This elegant grey card, with a hand-pressed gold foil finish, is perfect for your friend who is 50 and fabulous. Part...
Guide To Dad Noises Card
£2.95
Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world.For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt'...
Tropical Pineapple Birthday Card
£2.95
A pineapple birthday card. What more can we tell you? It's a birthday card, with a pineapple on it. Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This pineapple birthday card comes with...
Happy Birthday Lovely Card
£2.95
A lovely birthday card for a lovely human. This elegant birthday card has a dark forest green background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo range - all pressed...
Happiest Of Happy Birthdays Card
£2.95
A stylish birthday card with a cute message. This bright and colourful birthday card has a vibrant yellow background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo...
Licking My Bum Birthday Card From The Cat
£1.00 £2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Happy Birthday To You Birthday Card
£2.95
A stylish birthday card for a stylish lady. Perfect as a birthday card for your mum, sister, friend or daughter. This elegant birthday card has a soft grey-pink background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete...
Many Happy Returns... Whatever The Heck That Means card
£2.95
You have to admit it, no-one really knows why we say Many Happy Returns. But we do it anyway. A stylish dark grey birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed...
Watermelon Birthday Card
£2.95
Birthday card + watermelons = AWESOME. A colourful birthday card for a friend who's that one in a melon (ahem). Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design...
Dad Facts Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for Dad that is packed with fun facts about fathers. Also great for a new dad, this card provides scientific* evidence of what lies ahead. From catching...
Before Facebook Birthday Card
£2.95
Remember what it was like before Facebook? You needed to actually remember IN YOUR BRAIN when your friends' birthdays were. These days, you just post an emoji on their wall....
16 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a 16 year old phone addict (so, every 16 year old). The wording says: 16 Years Old Thanks For Looking Up From Your Phone To Read...
18 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 18. The wording says: 18 Years Old It's finally your turn to get the drinks in. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
21 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 21. The wording says: 21 Years Old This is a card. It's what we did before Instagram. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card...
30 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 30th birthday who also happens to be a serial killer of houseplants. The wording says: 30 Years Old And you still can't keep...
40 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 40 (it's ok, we won't tell anyone). The wording says: 40 Years Old It's probably time to start lying about your age. Part...
50 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 50. A whole half-century! The wording says: 50 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 35, OK? Part of our Mixed Messages range....
60 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone turning 60. The wording says: 60 Years Old But if anyone asks, we'll say 45, ok? Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
70 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 70th birthday. The wording says: 70 Years Old Your birthday cake is officially a fire hazard. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
80 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 80th birthday. The wording says: 80 Years Old That's a heck of a lot of candles. Part of our Mixed Messages range....
90 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their 90th birthday. The wording says: 90 Years Old You must be sick of birthday cake by now. Part of our Mixed Messages...
100 Years Old Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card for anyone celebrating their century. The wording says: 100 Years Old That equals 876,582 episodes of Antiques Roadshow. Part of our Mixed Messages range. Card is...
I Got You A Present But I Ate It Dog Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card says Happy Birthday! I Got You A Present But I Ate It, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making...
Happy Birthday You Total Legend Card
£2.95
A legendary card for a legendary human. A great birthday card for your friend, boyfriend, husband, dad or brother. This cool birthday card has a burgundy background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete...
Flamingo Birthday Card
£2.95
Wish your friends a fabulous birthday with this flamingo birthday card! Have a friend or relative that can't get enough of flamingos? This is the perfect birthday card for them! Paired...
Just Save Me The Box Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the...
Happy Freaking Birthday card
£2.95
An elegant green unisex birthday card with a hand-foiled finish. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Scripted range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. The wording is 'Happy Freaking...
Choose Your Gift Birthday Card From The Dog
£2.95
A funny birthday card for a human, from the dog.We've been making cards for a few years now and finally allowed our cavachon, Dog (yes, that's his name) to design...
0.01% of Grateful Floral Card
£2.95
A perfect thank you card, anniversary card or Mother's Day card. Okay, statistically it may not be entirely accurate - we're card designers, not Stephen Hawking - but we think...
Don't Cry Over Spilt Oat Milk Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - ideal for vegans or lovers of oat milk. An updated take on the popular phrase 'don't cry over spilt milk' - for...
Motherfucking Party Time Card
£2.95
*Sorry for swearing, mum, we know you don't like it* Ok, so it isn't just the design of this card that is colourful, the language used is also right up...
Oh Shit Card
£2.95
A funny card that is suitable for so many occasions. Forgot your bestie's birthday? Oh shit. In the doghouse from that missed anniversary? Oh shit. Gutted your favourite work colleague...
Happy Happy Birthday Card
£2.95
A botanical theme, doubly happy birthday card. A cute botanical print birthday card for all ages, which features a white background with green leaves bordering the cheerful birthday message. The botanical...
Love You Like Crazy Anniversary Card
£2.95
Perfect if you love someone like crazy or, indeed, if you are a housefly. If it's the latter, well done for learning to read.What better way to celebrate a wedding...
Legend Checkerboard Birthday Card
£2.95
A bright checkerboard card with the word 'Legend' on the front. This versatile and on-trend greetings card can be used for a number of occasions, including as a birthday card, a congratulations...
Thank You So Very Much Card
£2.95
A modern thank you card with an on-trend botanical design on a blush pink background A stylish way to say thank you so very much to someone who really deserves...
Hip Hip Hooray! Card
£2.95
A bright and colourful card featuring an on-trend geometric design and the words 'Hip Hip Hooray!'. Perfect as a birthday card or congratulations card. Celebrate in style with this 90s...
#birthdaybitch Funny Birthday Card
£2.95
A cool birthday card for the #birthdaybitch in your life. Bitches are great. As Tina Fey once said: 'Bitches get shit done'. An ideal card for the confident, empowered woman -...
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly Card
£2.95
This card's too bootylicious for you. Ideal as a birthday card, valentine's card, anniversary card, thank you card or invitation, this Beyoncé-inspired card has often been bought in bulk as...
More Effort Than Facebook Birthday Card
£2.95
Facebook birthday posts should be dished out to former colleagues, your parents' friends' kids and that kid you went to primary school who is now a shut-in. Your real friends...