Birthday Cards
I Licked My Bum Before I Licked The Envelope Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel.Comes with a recycled...
You're A Crazy Cat Lady But You're My Crazy Cat Lady Card
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Pastel Mondrian Birthday Card
£2.95
A bright and graphic birthday card with pastel hues and Mondrian-inspired styling. The perfect birthday card for a friend, parent, colleague or sibling. The stylish design will look pretty on their mantlepiece. Printed on...
Dotty Happy Birthday Card
£2.95
A dotty birthday card for men, women and other mammals of all ages. Featuring an on-trend mono dotted background with a handwritten script-style 'Happy Birthday' message on the front, this...
Favourite Person In The Whole Wide World Card
£1.75 £2.95
Who is your favourite person in the world? Your mum? Your husband? Ryan Gosling? It's a tough call, but Ryan might just edge it.If you've managed to track down Mr...
Proper Grown Up Lady Card
£2.95
Mums are heroes. They're our role models and style icons. Well, sometimes... the 80s was a bit iffy. Tell mum how much she means.The fact you've grown up to have...
Mum Birthday/Mother's Day Card
£2.95
There's no way a simple Mother's Day card can make up for all the things your mum does for you. But hey, it's a start.We tried to list everything your mum...
With Age Comes Wisdom. Well, Usually - Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken...
The Best Things In Life Are Gluten-Free Card
£2.95
They say the best things in life are free, but for some people, the best things in life are gluten-free. Printed on G . F Smith's beautiful 270gsm Colorplan board Proverbs,...
Were You Born In A Barn Conversion Card
£1.00 £2.95
A funny card for anyone who, upon leaving a door open, would hear the question: "Were you born in a barn?" An updated card for anyone who has been, or...
Knocking It On The Floor Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Tea Truths Card
£2.95
Ideal as a birthday card, or as a passive-aggressive message to Janine that unless she ups her tea-making game, she's out of the round. Card and envelope will be sent in...
Rad Dad Card
£2.95
Let your Dad know you think he's rad with this funny birthday card. The funky geometric design is printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, with the words 'Rad...
80s Carpet Birthday Card
£1.50 £2.95
I mean, who doesn't want to be reminded of a jazzy 80s carpet on their birthday? Nobody, that's who. Travel back in time to the awesome years of bright neon colours...
Bit of Blue For The Dads Card
£1.00 £2.95
Dads love a bit of blue. Give your dad what he really wants - some stinky cheese or some smutty jokes. He's easily pleased.Perfect as a birthday card, Father's Day...
Sorry For Kicking You In The Womb Mother's Day Card
£2.95
You can't say that! Why not? We were all in a womb once - and we all did some serious womb-kicking. Time to apologise.We all know we gave our mum...
Thanks For Being Complete Awesome Mother's Day Card
£2.95
You know how to make your mum smile? Give her this card for Mother's Day. Spread a little happiness.Mums are awesome! Without them, we wouldn't be here. Literally. So let...
Old Enough To Know Bitter Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a...
I'll Scratch Your Entire Fucking House Up Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
Present In The Litter Tray Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range.Printed on 120mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a quality finish and feel. Card and...
Tropical Pineapple Card
£2.95
Everyone loves a pineapple. Unless you're allergic to them, in which case this probably isn't the card for you. This card is blank inside and is suitable as a birthday...
Thank You For Doing More For Me Than Anyone In The World Card
£2.95
As far as thank you cards go, this says pretty much all you could need it to say. It is gratefulness in card form.Some people are special. They do more...
Bitcoins Don't Grow On Trees Card
£1.00 £2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card - perfect for anyone with a techy enthusiasm. Funny geek humour. Parents often complain "Money doesn't grow on trees" - but these days,...
So Fuck You Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny card from the cat, for cats or humans.Part of our Love From The Cat range. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards...
A Joke For Dogs Birthday Card
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the dog, for dogs or humans.The card features a joke that dogs will find hilarious, in Dog's own paw-writing.We've been making cards for a few...
Happy Birthday Fancy Face Card
£2.95
A pretty birthday card for a pretty lady (or man). This elegant birthday card has a nude background with a stylish terrazzo print, complete with gold flecks. Part of our hand-pressed gold-foiled Terrazzo range - all pressed...
To The Best Mum Ever Card
£2.95
A beautiful and elegant card for a beautiful and elegant lady. This card, ideal for Mum's birthday or Mother's Day has a luscious pink background with a stylish terrazzo print,...
I Fancy Your Plants Card
£2.95
A cute anniversary or Valentine's card featuring some of our favourite potted plant friends on a cool pink background. Printed on 122mm x 170mm 350gsm uncoated card for a...
Happy Freakin' Birthday Card
£2.95
It's their Freakin' Birthday! Celebrate that fact with this excitable card. A perfect birthday card for men and women alike, it's suitable for your friends, family, lovers, colleagues, enemies, enemies-you-pretend-are-friends... The...
#Birthdaygirl Funny Birthday Card
£2.95
A quirky birthday card for the on-trend hashtag birthdaygirl in your life. Perfect for a friend, daughter or teenage girl and printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features...
#Birthdayboy Funny Birthday Card
£2.95
A cool birthday card for the hard-to-buy-for #birthdayboy in your life. An ideal card for your dad, son, brother, boyfriend or husband. Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card,...
Old Checkerboard Birthday Card
£2.95
A cheeky checkerboard birthday card with the word 'Old' on the front. This on-trend birthday card is the ideal way to celebrate a birthday. Perhaps as a dad birthday card or...
Besties Checkerboard Card
£2.95
A sweet checkerboard card with the word 'Besties' on the front. Perfect as a birthday card for a best friend, or just to show you care. Printed on 105mm x 148mm...
Don't Count Your Avos Before They're Smashed Card
£2.95
A funny card for the millennial generation - great as a birthday card for an avocado lover. Don't count your avos before they're smashed - wise words for anyone who...
Never Judge A Kindle By Its Cover Card
£2.95
They used to say 'never judge a book by its cover', but we think that needs updating for the 2020s. A great card for any Kindle fan or book lover....
No Pudding Until You Finish Your Quinoa Card
£2.95
A funny update on a mum and dad favourite: "There'll be no pudding until you finish your dinner!" But, this being the age of millennials, we've made it all about...
Touch My Belly And You Die Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...
I Done A Drawing of You Card
£2.95
A funny card for a human, from the dog.Suitable as a birthday card, good luck card or just a card to say hello (or woof).The card says Have A Nice...
Life Achievement Truths Card
£2.95
Hang in there, buddy - you'll make that billion yet. Until then, why not just grow even older? Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've...
Pastel Leaves Birthday Card
£2.95
A colourful birthday card with an on-trend pastel botanical theme. The design is printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, and features pastel coloured leaves surrounding the words Happy...
Happy Birthday, Yeah Card
£2.95
A colourful birthday card, yeah? To wish your friend or relative a happy birthday, yeah? Ok, so it's a bit tongue-in-cheek, but your openly sarcastic friend will love you for...
Cavatappi Birthday Card
£2.95
A colourful birthday card featuring cavatappi pasta shapes. I mean, who wouldn't want to receive a carb-themed birthday card? Remember when you used to make birthday cards at school, glue stick and...
Mum's The Word Card
£2.95
Well everybody's heard, about the word, the word, word, word, the mum is the word. At least we think that's how the song goes.If your mum is awesome - and...
Yay Checkerboard Birthday Card
£2.95
A fun checkerboard celebration card with the word 'Yay' on the front. This bright, on-trend congratulations card is perfect anyone with something to celebrate. Ideal as a birthday card, new job card,...
Your Postie Is A Thief Birthday Card
£2.95
Hand-pressed with neon foil. Part of our Neonfetti range - all pressed by us in our Rutland studio in the UK. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed...
A Watched Status Update Never Gets Liked Card
£2.95
An updated take on the old saying 'a watched pot never boils' - a watched status update never gets liked. A perfect funny card for social media addicts. Printed on G...
Because Alexa Said So, That's Why Card
£2.95
A versatile and funny 'Millennial Wisdom' card that's perfect for Mother's Day! Perfect for anyone whose mum's response to any question was "because I said so". Printed on G . F...
Sorry For Ruining Everything You Own Birthday Card From The Cat
£2.95
A funny birthday card from the cat, for cats or humans. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to cut out plastic...