There's Too Much Coffee in My Prosecco Coaster
£3.50
A funny coaster for anyone who loves coffee, but loves prosecco slightly more... The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has a scratch-resistant and fade-resistant glossy surface. Dimensions: 8.7cm x 8.7cm
Piggy Back Father's Day Card
£2.95
Dads are good at two things: Grumbling and giving piggy-backs. Three things if you count moaning, but we reckon that's covered by grumbling.Wish your dad a Happy Father's Day and...
There's Too Much Coffee in My Gin Coaster
£3.50
A funny coaster for anyone who loves coffee, but loves gin slightly more... The coaster measures 8.7cm x 8.7cm and has a scratch-resistant and fade-resistant glossy surface. Dimensions: 8.7cm x 8.7cm
You're The One Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary card for the rough diamond in your life.This card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've...
You're So Hot Card
£2.95
Funny Valentine's Card (with a bit of sweary fun). Why do they insist on turning up the heating so much? Just put a jumper on and stop using up all...
You're So Fit Card
£2.95
A Funny Valentine's Card with a cheeky message - perfect for couples who are beyond the trying-to-impress-each-other stage.This funny Valentine's card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Card and envelope...
You And Me Card
£2.95
Funny Valentine Card for anyone who has more than one love in their life - don't let anyone tell you you can't have a lasting relationship with a pair of...
I Want You Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary card for the true romantic.Well, they won't put themselves out, will they?This honest anniversary card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Also in a more US-friendly 'take the trash...
I Need You Card
£2.95
A funny anniversary card for anyone who struggles when it comes to series link, AV and HDMI.This quirky anniversary card comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope. Card and envelope will be...
You're My Hero Card
£2.95
Acts of heroism don't come much grander than rescuing someone from a terrifying eight-legged beast. Say thanks to your hero with this quirky card.Perfect as a Father's Day card, birthday...
You Take My Breath Away Anniversary Card
£2.95
When Irish popstrels The Corrs released their number one hit 'Breathless', not many people knew it was actually about drummer Caroline's mild asthma**It wasn't.This card is designed for the person...
I Love You More Than Prosecco Anniversary Card
£1.00 £2.95
When you meet 'The One' you know straight away. You get that warm feeling inside and your head begins to spin.It's all just so exciting - you want that buzz...
Thanks For Putting Up With My Prosecco Burps Card
£2.95
You've found a good 'un when they don't mind you leaning in for a kiss and accidentally doing a prosecco burp in their face.Prosecco is undeniably delicious, but it does...
Whoop! Go You! Congratulations Card
£2.95
New job? New boobs? Won a competition? Won an admirer? Passed an exam? Passed a kidney stone? Whoop! Go you!There are so many reasons to say congratulations to your friends...
Sorry For Being A Dick Card
£2.95
We're all guilty of it sometimes. And it's never easy to say sorry. This card seems to cover it pretty well though.Alternatively, if your name is Richard and you've upset...
It'll Be Shitter Here Without You Leaving Card
£2.95
We spend more time with our work colleagues than we do with our friends. So when a good one leaves, it's pretty crappy.Honesty is the best policy (unless your friend...
Hope It's Not Haunted New Home Card
£2.95
There are lots of little problems to deal with when moving into a new home - solicitors' fees, removing grotty old wallpaper, the hellish wails of the undead. Make it...
Welcome To The World, Little Wonder New Baby Card
£1.00 £2.95
A new baby card to celebrate the newest addition to your already overcrowded Instagram feed.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive...
Many Nappy Returns New Baby Card
£2.95
Ugh, the nappies. No-one warns you about the nappies. Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive brown fleck recycled envelope. Card and envelope...
Has He Got His Dad's Beard? New Baby Card
£1.00 £2.95
A perfect new baby card for any hipster dad and his new offspring.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, this new baby card comes with an attractive brown fleck recycled...
I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly Card
£2.95
This card's too bootylicious for you. Ideal as a birthday card, valentine's card, anniversary card, thank you card or invitation, this Beyoncé-inspired card has often been bought in bulk as...
Tropical Pineapple Card
£2.95
Everyone loves a pineapple. Unless you're allergic to them, in which case this probably isn't the card for you. This card is blank inside and is suitable as a birthday...
More Effort Than Facebook Birthday Card
£2.95
Facebook birthday posts should be dished out to former colleagues, your parents' friends' kids and that kid you went to primary school who is now a shut-in. Your real friends...
Tropical Pineapple Birthday Card
£2.95
A pineapple birthday card. What more can we tell you? It's a birthday card, with a pineapple on it. Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card. This pineapple birthday card comes with...
Before Facebook Birthday Card
£2.95
Remember what it was like before Facebook? You needed to actually remember IN YOUR BRAIN when your friends' birthdays were. These days, you just post an emoji on their wall....
Good Luck And That Card
£2.95
Us Brits don't really do enthusiasm. If we were Americans, this card would say 'YEAH! GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME BUTT! USA, USA, USA!'But we're more gentile than that....
Feeling Yourself Get Well Soon Card
£2.95
Ooh! Saucy! if the Carry On team had written a Get Well Soon card, we think it would have been like this.My old grandad always used to say: "Laughter is...
Eeeeeeeeeeeeh! Congratulations or Good Luck Card
£2.95
Warning, this card may only be audible to dogs.Sometimes words just aren't enough to express how excited you are about your friend's news.If this card could pull a face and...
No You Can't Borrow My Car Driving Test Card
£2.95
Say congratulations to the latest new driver on the road, but make it clear that they're going nowhere near your pride and joy.Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card,...
Don't Crash It Driving Test Card
£2.95
They don't tell you that in your test. They're all "mirror, signal, manoeuvre" but they're not so hot on the "don't crash it" bit.To us, that's a key bit of...
Congratulations On Your New Vagina New Baby Card
£2.95
If you've just squeezed a tiny person being out of your most delicate parts, you're going to want a bit of a giggle.Let's face it, a seven-pound lump of human...
Next Mother's Day You'll Be A Grandma Card
£2.95
Here's a great way to break the news of your impending bundle of joy, by giving your mum the best Mother's Day present ever.If this is your mum's last Mother's...
Next Father's Day You'll Be A Grandad Card
£2.95
What better way to tell your dad he's going to be a grandad than by presenting him with a card depicting a pipe and slippers?If this is your dad's last...
Mum Did The Hard Bit Father's Day Card
£2.95
We're not saying dads do nothing. Oh no. In fact, they're incredibly useful when you need a lift, or want to borrow a tenner.Yes, Dad might have gone bald and...
Guide To Dad Noises Card
£2.95
Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world.For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt'...
Dad Birthday/Father's Day Card
£2.95
There's no way a simple greetings card can make up for all the things your dad does for you. But hey, it's a start.We tried to list everything your dad...
Favourite Taxi Driver Father's Day Card
£2.95
The words our poor old dads hear the most are not 'Happy Father's Day', but 'lend us a tenner' and 'can I have a lift?'Meanwhile, the phrases most uttered by...
Bit of Blue For The Dads Card
£1.00 £2.95
Dads love a bit of blue. Give your dad what he really wants - some stinky cheese or some smutty jokes. He's easily pleased.Perfect as a birthday card, Father's Day...
Favourite Person In The Whole Wide World Card
£1.75 £2.95
Who is your favourite person in the world? Your mum? Your husband? Ryan Gosling? It's a tough call, but Ryan might just edge it.If you've managed to track down Mr...
Proper Grown Up Lady Card
£2.95
Mums are heroes. They're our role models and style icons. Well, sometimes... the 80s was a bit iffy. Tell mum how much she means.The fact you've grown up to have...
Thank You For Doing More For Me Than Anyone In The World Card
£2.95
As far as thank you cards go, this says pretty much all you could need it to say. It is gratefulness in card form.Some people are special. They do more...
Sorry For Kicking You In The Womb Mother's Day Card
£2.95
You can't say that! Why not? We were all in a womb once - and we all did some serious womb-kicking. Time to apologise.We all know we gave our mum...
Mum's The Word Card
£2.95
Well everybody's heard, about the word, the word, word, word, the mum is the word. At least we think that's how the song goes.If your mum is awesome - and...
Mum Birthday/Mother's Day Card
£2.95
There's no way a simple Mother's Day card can make up for all the things your mum does for you. But hey, it's a start.We tried to list everything your mum...
Thanks For Being Complete Awesome Mother's Day Card
£2.95
You know how to make your mum smile? Give her this card for Mother's Day. Spread a little happiness.Mums are awesome! Without them, we wouldn't be here. Literally. So let...
The Best Mum, Like, Ever Card
£2.95
Your mum is, like, totally your mum. And she's, like, the best mum ever, yeah? So get her this card for, like, her birthday.Sometimes you want to cut through the...
Stepmum You're Awesome Mother's Day Card
£2.95
Stepmums get a raw deal. If they're not being portrayed as wicked fairytale characters, they're being screamed at by surly teenagers.It's a tough job, being a step-parent. You get all...
Stepdad You're Awesome Father's Day Card
£2.95
Stepdads, like stepladders, can be really useful. But also, like stepladders, they don't really get enough credit. Change that now.It's a tough job, being a step-parent. You get all the...